No! āShe did not say āMaternity Pay has gone too farā. No she did not! And if you print that I may have to tell your wife what you got up to with Jonathan Gullis and that banana last week. You may have heard her say it but she did not say that. And thatās a factā #KemiBadenoch
āI have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so wishes to remain anonymous...I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakleyā¦.No?ā¦Heās goneā¦Thatās a pity. Marvellous little tapas bar thereā¦ā #AlanPartridge#Tapas#Domingobit.ly/4cCxvkk
See my tailor, heās called Simon, I know itās going to fit. #IanDury#SexandDrugsandRockNRollbit.ly/3M3o2Je
ā āsup, Ad?ā āItās bleedinā Eva. Now she DOES want maternity pay! Wish sheād make up her fucking mind!!ā āBlimey!! Oh, by the way. Donāt suppose you could help me find a job, could you? I reckon itās gonna be tough even to get an interview once we lose.ā
The Boys from Belgravia
Good Morning Like most people, when Iām making up stories to put in my memoir, I like to travel to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers. #Blackadderbit.ly/3zuud0c
When they were nippers, I used to say to my kids if they didnāt go to sleep Dan Hannan would creep into their bedrooms & predict how great life would be outside the EU. Scarred them for life. And there he goes again! #Halloween#NosferatuSillytees.co.uk
Released on this day in 1977: New Boots and Panties!!, the debut album by #IanDury
