There’s a man in front of me who looks exactly like Rod Stewart. Fair play, he did the hair. So he’s aware. Which is why I was confused when someone shouted “Rod Stewart!” at him and his wife looked confused and asked him what that meant.

Seems like a good time to post a pic of my brother and me in a recording studio in the 1990s.

Or do I start a new social media life here?

I don’t come here often. Just popping in to tell you about the launch of my new enamel pin badges, celebrating Leeds as the birthplace of goth - now available from Jumbo Records. Here is Andy from legendary Leeds goth band Salvation wearing one.

Day 1.

Do they know it isn't Christmas?

With my new and improved bionic wrist I can now open doors, etc. Though socks can still be a problem. #BetterStrongerFaster

Do They Know it’s Christmas? is playing.

The wrist’s healing well, I just opened a can of worms.

The broken wrist’s healing.