🚨 get back here, satan! 🚨 / 🚔 \ / 🚔 \ / 🚔 🚔 \ / \ / 👹 \ 🚨you won't get away with this!🚨 (share if YOU think the devil should be arrested for his CRIMES)
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Roses are red, Ashes are gray. All that is mortal Passeth away. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ME: Look, just tell the witch you’re sorry and see if she’ll lift the curse GUY WHO IS CURSED THAT EVERY TIME HE HEARS MUSIC IT TURNS INTO LAWRENCE WELK: It’s the principle of the thing EVERYBODY AT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT: Boooooooooo GUY: I just kind of like accordions okay
🎶It’s a big big house with lots and lots of room A big big table with lots and lots of food Your host is thirsty but he does not drink… wine It’s a big big house House of Dracula 🎶
If you have anxiety about robbing a bank, try imagining everyone in the bank is naked
Ye have heard it said, not my circus, not my monkeys. But verily, verily I say unto you: it is thy circus, and lo, these monkeys art thine also, even unto the last in the barrel.
Rabbits are very religious because they are the natural predators of vegetables. That’s why they always say, lettuce prey.
VOICE: Will the driver of a hot pink forklift with giant fuzzy dice and a rhinestone bumper sticker that says JUICY please come to the front desk, please report to the front desk ME (looking apologetically at all the other people in my row):
You might assume that God’s name is the first name to appear in the Bible, but actually Gene’s is.