"what is a woman" anyone who gets up to dance when Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper comes on. next question

Can we please make this a constitutional amendment thank you.

I was today years old when I learned I’m a woman

I don’t; but I would if I could dance. Now, I am not a woman. But is that only because I have no rhythm? If I could keep a beat would I be a woman? This vexes me.

"What is a man?" - anyone who plays air-guitar along with the solo in, well, anything.

A woman is someone who puts her hand over her drink when a man walks over to her table.

Smile you're funny 🤣

I have to resist the urge at work, for some reason the radio station on at work plays a snippet of that song every hour!!! I'm trying to be stealthy at work!!!

both my parrots are women?

Momentarily an honorary woman