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SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social

i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she ✡︎ for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it linktr.ee/parasocialyte

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Ssimonee.bsky.socialOct 2, 2024 2:02am

average gay friends conversation

theo: ok
$1000
or patti lupone

me: fuck
it has to be patti lupone
i also feel like patti would take a liking to me and make me move into her house like she did with aubrey plaza

theo: suddenly you live with patti lupone
it just sort of happens

me: yeah
patti’s live in urchin girl
that’s a good life

Ssimonee.bsky.socialOct 2, 2024 2:06am

also the patti option is hanging out with patti. you don’t like. get custody of patti lupone or something

SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social

i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she ✡︎ for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it linktr.ee/parasocialyte

3.5k followers357 following22.6k posts