At a moment of very low self esteem in my life, I dated an evangelical Christian. We argued about religion. I'd say, "Who did Jesus hang around with? Prostitutes, the homeless, the chronically ill." She said, "He didn't really like those people. He was just pretending!"

He's also from an ethnic group despised by the initial audience.

Why does Jesus need brakes?

Oh I love double seats. One of the Screens used to have them.

That's quite lovely, except for the trash dad bit.

A fiery bigot is too kind...

That's a lot of scouring. I'd show up for that.

'A world renowned expert on AI'. Indeed.

For a fair few years after I would not leave my feet on the floor of a cinema.

The one in Gweedore - where I saw Rocky whatever number he fights the Russian lad - used to have the odd rat skittering across the floor.