It's sad how few homeowners these days see the value of "some random naked dude." I love mine and think just about any house could be improved with one or seven.

sure thing, can I punch your prostate at the same time?

*BOOP*

So you're saying on Thanksgiving weekend I should put my hand in your ass.

Same aspect ratio

There's nothing wrong with me that a Wyoming King sized bed, and a few bears to share it with can't fix.

I recall reading somewhere that fire codes require them. But memory is hazy and the internet is not the most reliable source.

I'd like to think I'd take it with good humor.

A favorite line of mine, feel free to steal. "Gosh I'd really love to, REALLY, but I need to alphabetize my dog and walk my 8-track collection. I simply don't have the time. So sorry. kthxbi"

"How would you use Copilot?" "I would pay extra for a version of microsoft that never mentioned it to me again."