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He/Him, 28, biology grad and human text wall generator. Enjoyer of Resident Evil, Metroid, Star Wars, and/or whatever my brain decided to hyperfixate on today.
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Absolutely wild that Umbrella will hire people who think evolution operates on Pokémon logic

A screenshot from Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles where Annette Birkin is describing how the G-Virus supposedly works: “Yes, it conforms a living thing and rapidly evolves it to transcendental levels. A boon for these modern times....” No, there were no typos there. Dr. Mrs. Birkin is just spouting straight-up gibberish.
A screenshot of a file from Resident Evil 2 Remake, showing that Annette STILL doesn’t understand how evolution works… or English. “Physical Abilities Do (sic) to its unusually accelerated cell division-evolution—it will be highly adaptable to any environment.”
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He/Him, 28, biology grad and human text wall generator. Enjoyer of Resident Evil, Metroid, Star Wars, and/or whatever my brain decided to hyperfixate on today.
212 followers445 following429 posts
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