You: act normal! Me: got it. Be a normal. Me trying my best: hey besties! Got any weekend plans? I’m going to edit 10k words out of a 140k novel. If I’ve got time I’ll level up my cleric of Tymora. How about you? Them: 🫥🫥🫥 Me: I tried. *bops off happily to my weirdness*

EBedburmila.bsky.socialNov 11, 2023 6:34pm

you: please act normal Ed you need these people to like you me: ok! people: hi Ed nice to meet you me: There is a genus of spiders called Predatoroonops and every species in it is named after one of the characters in Predator (1987)