My Mom (in calm, loving voice): "I'm not a short order cook. You eat what's for dinner for you don't eat."
Chicken periods can be a hard sell…
My parents used a slightly different tactic of "what if we put ketchup on it?"
I ate everything, because sometimes there wasn’t anything.
It's funny because any parent knows you just have to serve the same thing like 20 times before they will eat it, getting a bunch of different gourmet egg dishes would for sure be less effective than just serving scrambled eggs every morning for a couple weeks
Tone deaf as usual.
This motherfucker had eggs and was sad about it. Fuck him.
When we complain about NYT’s political bias, we have to remember these culture articles represent their core subscription base.
Glad I read via my library subscription.
Six year olds are famously fussy eaters but also what if they only like the super fancy eggs with creme fraiche and french cheese you have neither means nor desire to replicate