I’m thirty-nine and (not) feelin’ fine! 🙃

People are seriously worse now. The pandemic broke everybody’s fucking brains. They either want to yell at you or jerk off at you.

“Have you spoken to your doctor about how you’ve been feeling?” My guy, I am on all of the antidepressants. At some point you just need to realize that throwing chemicals at it isn’t going to fix everything.

I got a guy jerking off on the phone last night. It was kinda funny at the time but it’s just one more thing to sweeten this shit sundae. I hate that I’m like this. I hate that I’m too messed up and dumb to get a real job.

Not me having flashbacks to high school when an overweight friend of mine asked me out, and when I turned him down everyone called me a superficial bitch who hates fat people. Except the reason I turned him down was because I didn’t want a relationship to ruin our friendship. OOPS. Guess what.

Keeping you all in my thoughts! Hunker down and stay safe. 🧡

Gorgeous. The colours are really popping! We took a long drive to the Kingston Penninsula on the weekend and the hills were all bright red, yellow and green. I think we’ve got a week or two before they start to fade.

Uh… uhhh… Sure! What else could it possibly be? #NoPeanutNovember

You already have it! I was gonna mail it to you for your collection but I guess I’ll keep it all for myself! 🤣