Bah gawd. Stealing.

That's right.

"Is your abused MAGA wife jealous of your NYC sidewalk quality Trump watch? Buy her a (mostly) 18K gold(-ish) Palmer schlong pendant encrusted with cheap microscopic industrial diamonds! Only from the Franklin Mint!"

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

Oh, so that’s his dance, he’s fantasizing about jerking off Arnold Palmer and Putin. Apologies to the Palmer family

You down with the dgc?

No political party is more obsessed with cocks than Republicans—especially on kids and transgender. It’s wild. This pic seems completely plausible lol

I am literally praying every day that this is the last time we'll ever have to endure this psychotic POS.

you know, the opportunity to make this a shitpost template is presenting itself