baseball opinions as a guy just getting into it: 1. go dodgers 2. go blue jays 3. the mariners are neat 4. fuck the new york teams

:33 GO DODGERS!!! u r so smart will . . . have fun .

The Jays will break your heart 100% of the time

Replace #4 with the cheating Astros and you’ve got a pretty good list.

This is all entirely accurate