She had resigned herself to spending the night here, on this awful forest path, when she noticed something. Flicking on her lights, the trees seemed closer, the path tighter. She closed her eyes and convinced herself it was nerves just as someone knocked on the roof of her car.

Gah this looks a lot like @krisstraub.com 's local 58 "You are on the fastest available route" 😬 i love you both

An eyeless head and neck wearing a disheveled tie protruded over the windshield. "Hey there, just wanted to talk to you about your extended warranty."

oh no don't like this as I hear the branches of the tree outside my window start tapping the glass in the wind

I remember this one!! So subtle but that’s what makes it good!!

I remember this one! I spent a while looking for the thing only to notice the long legs in fingers in the trees

The correct response is "Who's there?" You never leave someone hanging when they try to do a knock knock joke. That's just rude.

subtle