I spent last night having "the oldest and foulest of dragons" crush, burn, and smear me across rocks like butter on toast over and over and over, and yes I much preferred it rather than watching the debate.
Tiger shark! They've got that unique serration, 'ats a real gem 'at is! 🧡
"Parker… by all accounts, has never stretched himself to do something he found difficult; has never created anything truly original; and, deep down, has absolutely zero understanding of what makes things good, enjoyable, or rewarding."
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"You have fucked up now, I cannot be your road dog anymore." Love her dialogue
Bakeries across the country must be getting the weirdest custom cake orders right now.
AYYYY! ITS THAT TIME AGAIN! all set up at Colossalcon today! Opens at 4pm for day 1 of 4 @ o @ Come check out my and @shycustis.bsky.social ‘s work! Xoxo
Glukelu the swamp dragon. Typically peaceful in nature, she has little patience for violence. Those who draw her ire are swiftly dissolved by her spells, and forgotten. "I've no time for insolence, become of this place, and say no more."
