getting a bsky before really leaving twitter has just resulted in me barely posting on both. too many options.

watching barbie and these bitches would love MDMA.

the season of life and death

One of my most popular works. "Pack" is oil on canvas. #DarkArt #Art

Wait so how do they actually put the poppers in the jalepeno?

never getting semi realistic feathers tattooed again. nearing my 100th session

life long obsession with pokemon gave me very relevant memorization skills for working in a lawfirm. yes i know what case that is after consulting the plaintiffdex in my mind

fitbit’s sleep tracker seems to have a bit of a placebo effect on me. ill be tired as hell and check it to see “you slept 9 hours!! 89 score!! great job sexy!” and im like OH TRUE i feel great, yay!

don’t get me wrong i am ECSTATIC and GRATEFUL that paper mario ttyd is getting a remake…..but im also GREEDY!!! MORE!!! WHERE is the remake for paper mario 64? the game that truly needs it? on my desk NOW!!!