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Sandro Machado 🏳️‍🌈😺
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Easily distracted by cats and wine. If we die tomorrow, why not eat the chocolate cake, with ice cream?
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Como que a Luma conseguiu hotel de graça? 🙄#maniadevocê

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Trem do peito peludo.

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If you think I'm magical 'Cause roses bloom with my touch That's mathematical I think you think too much

I Touch Roses
I Touch Roses

Song · Book Of Love · 1986

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Today's inspirational message:

Cartoon by Scribbly G.

Four panels.

1. Two parents. 

Dad: Nemo died!
Mum: We need to replace him before Timmy sees!

2. Later.

A child looking at a goldfish in a bowl. 

Dad (to Mum): Phew! He hasn't noticed.

3. The child is still staring at the goldfish in the bowl.

4. The goldfish stares back at the child.

Goldfish: You're not Nemo!
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Retalharam toda a 1ª fase, lógico que ia dar bosta.

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Quando lançaram ela, por brigas internas, já sabiam que a Rosário tinha rejeição muito alta. Todos em Porto Alegre sabem disso. Nem quem vai votar, por birra de uma bolha teimosa, na Rosário, acredita que ela vai vencer. E se acredita, é burro ou alienado. Agora se fazem de loucos.

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Homem abusivo.

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Sandro Machado 🏳️‍🌈😺
@slmachado.bsky.social
Easily distracted by cats and wine. If we die tomorrow, why not eat the chocolate cake, with ice cream?
749 followers826 following1.5k posts