Coming back here after Twitter is a relief. I should try to curate a Safe Space here somehow and maybe try posting normally

*person named girlboss a full minute before the bounty runes spawn:* men really do be mid *every man in the dota game who is trapped with me for the next 30-40 minutes:* 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

So when I tilt both my team and the enemy team during a match of Dota, I'm actually helping men process their repressed emotions? I knew I learned how to tilt people on the Internet for something.

this is the future that we want

low poly cat with an HD head

I've turned over a new leaf on blue sky but on Twitter I go full "psychologist surrounded by the most fascinating specimens alive"

What we need is a phone app that lets you point your camera at a drone and the app's like ah yes this must be an Amazon drone judging by its silhouette, geodata and projected travel info Whether you're able to shoot it down after that depends entirely on your skill with an emp rifle

I thought this was a sponsored Twitter ad for some crazy ergonomic product that's probably a scam but NO IT'S JOURNALISM

No I'm just experimenting on you a little. Psychology experiment, not UI/UX.

Are you "experimenting" with telling me how to feel? What social website do YOU work for?