The more I hear about this union the more I sympathise with them

Me when I have to drink booze because I'm bored

Wife gone for 0.1 seconds, I must drink myself to death.

I'm so gay

Fellas be houngry

Density map of Americans that can't handle spice

Bitch ex wife is now bitch wife again

Also don't message fucking Alex at 2 in the morning about my bullshit

Are these all legitimate grievances I have? Yes. Am I gonna walk back on it all in the morning when I'm sober? Oh, 90%, probably. Is this a form of self sabatoge? Again, probably.

Everyone can go fuck themselves I just want things to be normal again I can't believe I let myself go back on so many things I clearly resented and made my life marginally worse