JD Vance please share with us which media stories tricked you into saying Trump is Hitler.

All the data in the world about how ridiculously good immigration is for the US is not winning against the basest blood and soil nationalism what the fuck

Another fun layer here… Masters of the Air is based on the father-in-law of the guy driving this truck.

Pundits praising Vance for up-is-down lies, aping Russian propaganda, rounding up millions of people *as housing policy,* because he was less uncouth—and their one criticism is Vance wasn't smooth enough when rejecting election results—is a bad sign for the future, no matter how this election goes.

Ooh ooh I know this one! Is the secret universal healthcare and childcare?! Not being forced to do active shooter drills??

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I do want to force catholic hospitals to perform abortions against their will, actually. If you can't offer full maternal care don't be a hospital. Fuck off.

ALMOST ALL FENTANYL COMES INTO OUR COUNTRY THROUGH LEGAL PORTS OF ENTRYALMOST ALL FENTANYL COMES INTO OUR COUNTRY THROUGH LEGAL PORTS OF ENTRY

The Presidential debates should be focused on policy. The Vice Presidential debates should focus on Dumb Guy hypotheticals. How would you fight and defeat a xenomorph? Would you rather never need to poop or never need to pee? Given a year to train, could you block any NBA player's shot?

Royce White is the Minnesota GOP's handpicked candidate for U.S. Senate, seen here interacting with a Republican voter offering the mildest of criticisms.