Spiders are the cats of the bug world. They even have paws.

Considering I'm watching a video about a remote,

The toast locks it

My circadian rhythm must have been made on opposite day

That's what you get for having your bones on the outside of you!

I feel you could convince me that cats secretly discovered gravitons before we did, and they use them to bend space when surprised by a sudden cucumber.

All the time is :3 time if you :3 hard enough

my brain is just one with the flapjack octopus in being a rubbery pancake

Or is there a curly fries of centaurs?

Banana but hair