Martens are just parkour puppies

Also if you're star gazing, the best way is to not look at the stars

"Non-Exclusive Lesbian" some times just is less a pun/joke and more like a "layaway" appliance I gotta pay off eventually, but with estrogen

Dinosaurs were just biological Battlebots™

birds stack to fuck...

I have choice paralysis therefore I am

Yet I drink tea but am always at the cusp of a mental breakdown?

"this coin is going up and down more than a hooker's panties."

you ever wish you could go back and become a yuri school girl?

Am sad when can no ride robit