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Well, THIS hobbit knows plenty about tech and Curtis Yarvin can cram it with walnuts. *indignant harrumph* 😤

Congratulations! *Ghosts walking around in the attic* 👻 1: so we working on any new routines for the new folks? 👻 2: figured we'd start with basic furniture moving and chain rattling. 👻 1: ahh, the classics.

The Post does have it (gift link): wapo.st/4dK01kt

Trump sways and bops to music for 39 minutes in bizarre town-hall episode

The scene comes as Vice President Kamala Harris has called Trump, 78, unstable and called into question his mental acuity

An absolute necessity should you decide to be a pirate. You can't not have one, really. 🙂 🦜 🧭⚓💰🏴‍☠️

*gets axe and packs a lunch* 🪓 🌯 🍺 Feel better soon!

*a spokesant stands in front of several lines of ants all wearing little chef hats and busily stirring yogurt in teeny ant-sized mixing bowls* "Rumors that ants would become the yogurt are misleading and harmful and berate the abilities of our fine ant chefs the world over. Do better, humans." 🐜

It's a strange movie. All throughout it I found myself thinking "this is awful." But I couldn't turn away. It's compellingly awful.

The original of this observation, I believe:

*insomnia fist bump* 🥱🤜🤛😕