About the top of the conferences, both Miami and #FCCincy#LAGalaxy#LAFC#RSL#MLS (2/3)

I get a little saucy at the bottom of the table, in that I declare the following teams beyond saving, even with #MLS's low, low bar for making the playoffs: EAST DC United Montreal Chicago WEST St. Louis SKC San Jose I'm sure at least one of those will bite me, but...eh. More later. (3/3)