Plot twist: by taking a selfie with So-crates, Marty unwittingly stopped Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, thus (somehow) preventing his own birth again.

A student asked me for a tissue earlier today. I held out my box and he tried to take the whole thing. Jane Jetson behavior.

My wife and I have our tickets, Al. It'll be my first concert ever. We're really looking forward to seeing you!

Um, I know which actor was featured in both The Fly and Jurassic Park, thank you. I don't need your hints. Unbelievable disrespect!

Wait, what room is that? I've fully completed the game several times and I've never seen it before!

WISHING JIMMY CARTER A HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY! He has been a wonderful treasure! "War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children." ~Jimmy Carter (CarterCenter.org)

He's going to announce the secret third Fighter Pass featuring Pink Gold Peach, Kiddy Kong, Tingle, Slippy Toad, Big the Cat, and a surprise sixth character that took years to negotiate (Wild Woody).

Delivered by stork, actually.

You realize this question has an actual answer, right? No, Smurfette isn't the mother of all Smurfs, she's a spy created by Gargamel who turned against her master and embraced the Smurf Village way of life. Nobody knows anything anymore.

at least back in the day when a sitcom had an animated cash in, all our favorite characters would travel through time or space or adopt talking pandas or something