He's a Prince but the crown they gave him is shitty😔 at least the ribbon is a nice bright red 🎀👍 #severussnape

shh,,, he's sneepin 🐍💤 Tiny Sneep.. he fell asleep while hiding from unscrupulous individuals in a little cupboard. #severussnape#luciusmalfoy#snucius

I sleep real restfully and soundly at night knowing that no matter what au or what scenario, Lucius and Narcissa are both full of adoration for and hopelessly in love with that strange Snape boy from Cokeworth in my brain. 👍

The Sneep, on his way to create The Trans Potion for Transing Your Gender(s): imagine being bound by muggle ideas like gender. Couldn't be me.

personally, I think The Sneep is in some nebulous cloud of gender. I prefer the he/hims for him purely because I use he/him and im used to it. but really The Sneep has no limits. The Sneep goes further beyond. There is a perfect Sneep for every situation and we cherish The Sneep for it.

if u think i will ever stop giving Severus inexplicable elf ears for no reason think again brotherr 😎

all the other Deatheaters so glad that they have to wear masks so that no one can tell how flustered they are by The Sneep 😆 Malfoy's now has to have an entire Sneep outfit fund set aside just to finance The Dark Lord's Sneep addiction.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED! 💕💕 and then in the next meeting The Dark Lord gives him a new one too, and so begins the tradition, a new scandalous outfit for The Sneep everytime...

The Dark Lord's Favorite is The Sneep, u see. From the moment he met this Sneep for the first time he was already planning out his special deatheater robes, and from the moment The Sneep left the room, The Dark Lord was already breaking down Malfoy's door "Malfoy I need something made right NOW"

Severus standing there with the other Death Eater Recruits, proudly waiting in line to receive his Fancy Death Eater Mask and Fancy Death Eater Robes and then it's finally his turn and he gets Slutty Robes instead gg Sneep The Dark Lord says you're in ✨The Special Forces✨