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badly-drawn boo! 👻🎃
@soapachu.bsky.social
Swish swish motherfucker. AuDHD, Part of the alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈, novice egg-chaser 🏉, and scuba diver 🤿. London, UK.
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laughed solidly for about five minutes

A classic bodice-ripper romance style painting of a cishet couple embracing. She's dark haired, fair skinned, wearing a pink satin dress in the Napoleonic style. He's blonde, bare-chested (of course) and muscular. A text box over her reads 'Undress me with words'. He replies 'You have a spider in your bra'
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Ddavidsheryn.bsky.social

😀

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OOrabbitholer.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Excellent

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Jjaneremain.bsky.social

Foolproof, in fairness

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JIfrogalapeche.bsky.social

I don't understand people's fear of spiders. I used to own a tarantula. I named him Boris (after Karloff). He used to sit on my shoulder watching TV with me. I miss Boris.

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OSnightwaker.bsky.social

@lydiajane13.bsky.social I have family members who would happily turn cloth into confetti, whilst shattering every piece of glass in the area😅 Oh, and the clever lad would be toast!

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Egingerlanche.bsky.social

I know for sure @sarahchicken.bsky.social wouldn’t 🕷️🖤

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SFtoomuchooh.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂

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badly-drawn boo! 👻🎃
@soapachu.bsky.social
Swish swish motherfucker. AuDHD, Part of the alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈, novice egg-chaser 🏉, and scuba diver 🤿. London, UK.
2.7k followers1.3k following10.2k posts