“To make a long story short—“ “Too late!”

For us, there is no “try”. We do, or do not. You would know if we decided to “do”.

That’s incredibly insensitive towards the Demonic American community. While we are all infernal by nature, we’re not all chaotic evil psychopaths like that asshole. That takes effort and intent.

I agree as well, but where are the 18-35 crowd going to get the needed funding?

Nah. They left you plenty of room to back away from the desk so you can go open a can of tuna.

Sorry, five years: twice each in 2019, 2022, and 2023.

I have received no less than six federal jury notices for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania in the past four years, though I’ve never had to report, much to my disappointment. Fairly certain I’d be dismissed given my opinions, but I’d welcome the chance to serve.

Already planning the Inauguration Barbeque menu.

Time to put some Stick-Um on the gloves for the D Backs.

Next: autocorrecting FFS to SCOTUS.