I can't even make a mastodon account......

You guys are all acting like you've never seen the headless corpse of Marie Antoinette play heavy metal while a viking ship floats by before

Mastodon is so broken for me I tried to set up my account ages ago it froze on password creation it glitched and I ended up IP locked from using it.

Oh hi

Nintendo Legal Ninjas time for action

Here are some nice mushrooms

And this is why he was a denier because he knew he wouldn't be alive long enough to see the damage he helped create but he really enjoyed the oil company money while alive

S'MORE LOVERS AVOID HONEY MAID BASTARDS NARROWED THE CRACKER AND MADE IT MORE BRITTLE! STORE BRAND I REPEAT STORE BRAND #smores#summersmores#shrinkflation

I'm haunted by @techconnectify.bsky.social wherever I go