I'd just like some friendly local aliens to pop in on Elon and put his mind at rest that life is everywhere in the universe, it's just avoiding us as much as possible. Then he wouldn't have to worry.

Thankyou for the recommendation!

Then what would I read ?

Am I finally going to find out how to keep an idiot in suspense ?

So this is my dog, and dog 2 is the dog on my camera roll I thought was my dog. Back to bed for me.

Robbie Williams' Angels, a song so bad I struggle not to blame it as being the butterfly that flapped its wings and turned Britain into a final form shitheap.

I think they call it reskeeting. But I'm pretty new here, so.

Don't be so self-effacing, I think you will dazzle them.

About half of the housework done now, so if anyone would like to waterboard me with tea for about an hour and a half, that should give me the fortitude to complete the job.

I bet they can't name three of its' atolls.