Here it is, the end of season two! Olivia takes the long road back home. Yellow convinces Lapis that this is all completely normal. Violet leaves the Department while Jasmine and Scarlet prepare for what's to come. Listen to the Department of Variance season finale, Gold Beyond the Stars, now!
Here it is, the end of season two! Olivia takes the long road back home. Yellow convinces Lapis that this is all completely normal. Violet leaves the Departmen...
Episode 7: Bring Down the Heavens is out now! Two low-level employees check up on the librarian in the present. Olivia, Alex, and Nadia prepare to escape the nightmare of the past. Two Primaries discuss the Department's future. Sterling and Green put an end to the charade.
Two low-level employees check up on the librarian in the present. Olivia, Alex, and Nadia prepare to escape the nightmare of the past. Two Primaries discuss th...
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S02E06: The Great Wurm is out now! Orange has a rough night, but a strange new ally gives him direction. Olivia, Alex, and Nadia try to escape the creepy mall. Sterling and Green have a dinner date.
Listen to this episode from The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio on Spotify. Orange has a rough night, but a strange new ally gives him direction. Olivia, Alex, and Nadia try to escape the c...
As a little treat for the new year, S02E05: The Deerland Mall is up early! Olivia, Alex, and Nadia find a mall in the middle of the woods. They suspect it's abandoned, but it turns out there's something still alive within. Listen now!
Listen to this episode from The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio on Spotify. Olivia, Alex, and Nadia find a mall in the middle of the woods. They suspect it's abandoned, but it turns out ther...
Episode 4: Estranged from Grace is out now! Olivia wakes up after the altercation in the planetarium and learns what went down. Orange talks with the locals and does some light editing. Nadia discovers something about herself. Listen now!
Listen to this episode from The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio on Spotify. Olivia wakes up after the altercation in the planetarium and learns what went down. Orange talks with the locals ...
Episode 3: The Planetarium is live! Olivia and the gang find the planetarium, where they learn more about what's going on in the woods. Green and Sterling have a chat at the airport. Listen now wherever you get your audio dramas!
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Listen to Episode 2: It's All Ohio Now! After the startling discovery at the end of the last episode, the four friends venture deeper into the woods. In the sweltering night, they find an unexpected ally and a new enemy.
Fiction · 2023
S02E01: The Best Way Out is Through is now live! Stuck in memories ten years past, Jasmine and her friends Alex, Nadia, & Daryll visit the woods to see a lunar eclipse just before they start college. But something else lurks in the woods with them. Something...midwestern. Listen here or anywhere!
Show The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio, Ep S02E01: The Best Way Out is Through - Dec 5, 2023
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