Logging onto a different app to complain about the fact that I went through a breakup and got covid in the same weekend 😌

OKAY WELL

The Boolean Operator understander has logged on

I engage with flirting the same way a small boy might poke a dead frog with sticks

This is perfect I really do have wet ham brain tonight

Not as fun to say my brain is full of worms now that someone’s actually gone and done that

I don’t like the pervert chef in the Lindt ads who kisses the nuts

Zoomer fashion has won me over

Sneezed while holding my coffee and spilt it all over my white jumper 😭

A funny thing my body is doing lately is replacing the feeling of “hunger” with the feeling of “indescribable fury”