Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died
Oh believe me, I had trouble finishing it afterwards lol
I'll say that knowing our sense of humour I was expecting some sort of inappropriate remark showing up with a jarful of dense white liquid, but I was not expecting him to take the absolute most cursed option in the dialogue tree
made the mistake of drinking a vanilla protein shake in front of my husband and his comment was "yeahh get it homelander"
i'd like to thank this september for absolutely nothing. twas the fuckiest month of a year that's already fucky in and of itself and i am glad it will be banished to the realms of the past after today
Sometimes I wonder why my brain ended up being so Bloodborne-coded, but then I remember that these are actual, unedited pictures of the town I was born in
I love being in love with everything AND dedicating 300% of myself to the things I love! also love getting an average of 3 hours of sleep each night trying to keep up with all those things. wonderful
going to the gym / strength training to upgrade from "guy who is violently murdered by the creatures off-screen at the start of the film to establish the stakes" to "guy who makes it to the start of the third act and is violently dismembered after killing 3-4 of the creatures with his bare hands"
without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?