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Sophie Socket
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Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉 Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.
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She's an Uber cunt...and I don't mean a taxi driver.

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You didn't even say please.

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They are obsessed with winning back disaffected former Tory now Reform voters and the only way to do that is become more corrupt, evil, racist and cruel.

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Her name is a good indication of her attitude. Bad Enoch.

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I've always had an irrational hatred for Sam Smith.

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Stunning. 7 billion people. Then just you.

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Demonstrates that we are all lucky to have been born when we were.

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BREAKING: It has been revealed that Keir Starmer once went to a restaurant with an old friend and his wife, and although Starmer and Victoria BOTH had additional sauces with their steaks and extra onion rings, the other couple STILL insisted on paying the bill. Surely Starmer must RESIGN today?

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Smug 😏 I’ve done loads of places just that’s stuck on my bucket list. Do you have a preferred atoll / hotel?x

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Sophie Socket
@sophiesocket.bsky.social
Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉 Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.
731 followers570 following219 posts