i just heard a scratch at my window but i’m on the second story so either it’s a bug or a tall mf and i don’t want to lift my blinds to see the answer

i can’t look away i feel like im being hypnotized

you are a godsend omg

a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes and a pink nose .

ALT: a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes and a pink nose .

put them all in my purse rn omg

full of soup

all i have to my name rn is a singular cold french fry

I have returned to Bluesky to find it significantly hornier than how I left it.

DEER SHED THEIR ANTLERS?? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT LIKE BABY TEETH??? DO THEY COME BACK?? WHY ARE THEIR BONES FALLIGN OUT???

ANDY HI (i feel like a grandma rn using this app ahjdhdjsksj)