I’ve stocked up on sweets ready for Halloween! Looking forward to eating them in the dark while ignoring the doorbell.

Shoutout to everyone who refuses sugar in their tea on account of being sweet enough.

"Sorry" - Meanings: 1. Hello 2. I didn't hear you 3. I heard you but I'm annoyed at what you said 4. You're in my way 5. Sorry 6. I’m not sorry at all

Britain is currently mowing the grass, hanging the washing, barbecuing, getting its knees out, washing the car, sitting in a beer garden and trying to get a fly out the house.

First @neilhimself.bsky.social@soverybritish.bsky.social! Let's go, Bluesky! 💙

Lovely to be here!

Not knowing what to put as your first ever post here, so just putting some rambling nonsense like this then regretting it later.