Happy Love Your Body Day 💕 I have body dysmorphia, so it's hard some days, especially since I've had to size up in recent years, but I gotta just take one day at a time 🥺 Proud of myself that after 4 years of saying I'd re-shoot Nabooru with a new wig, I finally did it! #Zelda#Nabooru#cosplay

Same holds true for swapping ‘kiss’ or ‘kissing’ with ‘fist’ or ‘fisting,’ but I doubt we’re ready for that conversation.

You meant sleep, but I read euthanasia 👏

Oh damn this isn’t just an Easter egg in Last Action Hero that I never noticed

🎵In the middle of the/I go hawkin tuah🎵

Billy Joel songs but they’re Hawk Tuah 🎵 In the middle of the night, I go hawking in my sleep, through the valley of fear, tuah river so deep 🎵

Got a DUI below the legal limit, step dad died randomly in his sleep and the rest of my immediate family are still without power because hurricane. September sucked ass

Crazy violent and awesome sci fi horror dream watching people melt beholding an ancient artifact, unearthed by an air strike, in the form of radioactive mummy dresses like Anubis

The fact that my first instinct is to go listen to ‘Cuts From The Crypt’ to decide a favorite is telling me I might be better off not answering 😂