Not my work (h/t ING2Firebrand), but I’m a firm believer in letting a hundred shitposts bloom.

Almost no musicians will allow their music to be used at Trump rallies and events. (Now add Taylor Swift to that.) But the GQP has a solution! Ted Nugent is composing a new song especially for Trump and Vance events: Cat Snack Fever.

Overheard: They are simulcasting the debate everywhere tonight! ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN. Even Disney is simulcasting it! But Disney is missing a great marketing opportunity by not advertising it as "The Lady and the Tramp"

Happy Tau Day, for those who celebrate. tauday.com

No, really, pi is wrong: The Tau Manifesto

For millennia, the circle has been considered the most perfect of shapes, and the circle constant π captured the geometry of the circle in a single number. But π is wrong, and it’s time to set things ...

Happy Summer Solstice! May you celebrate somewhere where the weather won't cause you to die if you are outdoors for a few hours.

WRONG DONALD

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist

Trump paid homage to the brave doctors who kept people like him free.

Fun facts from Mr. Geography: Rhode Island is the only state in the US that is exactly the shape of the space between Connecticut and Massachusetts. If TX, LA, AL, MS, and FL were to be suddenly submerged under the Gulf of Mexico, our celebration would last until at least 2030.

Whew. Apparently, I'm not completely irrelevant yet. Unless the folks at Sandia simply did this for the lulz.... bit.ly/spaf-DAHCS