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Popcornbender Spatch
@spatch.bsky.social
Writer/old-time radio actor/roller coaster rider/CAT TOWN guy/funy computar maker/etc. Wrote Pick Up The Phone Booth and Die once. Married and we have a cat. Doing cool stuff for the Somerville Theatre. He/him/they. Hi
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Ffilth-waste.bsky.social

all i can say is that my life is pretty plain

dude in a bee costume chasing two women with a baseball bat. his ass is hanging out. not a picture of me, you can tell bc my ass is perky like a little boy’s. i got a little boy butt thank you
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IClookitup.baby

Don’t use CSAM as the acronym for Cybersecurity Awareness Month. Just trust me on this one

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I am willing to bet these screenings are part of some good old fashioned distributor deal (if you want movie A you'll also have to take B and C) cause it certainly ain't by audience demand

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You can see him go for and support the back paws as soon as he takes Pumpkin. That's the mark of a pro cat person. Also holding and keeping chill a cat one has never met takes the confidence and skill of a vet or pet stylist

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SMstraymatt.bsky.social

Welcome to the Assumption Society. I think we all know why we're here.

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PSspatch.bsky.social

Now is the time on Sprockets when we become intensely suicidal

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We parked on the even side of the street and were ticketed $50, along with the other cars in front and behind us, for parking on the odd side This city is so fucking corrupt

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A big hearty FUCK YOU to the City of Somerville and "Officer 317" who fucking can't tell their odd numbers from their evens & incorrectly ticketed an entire side of a street for street cleaning We parked under the sign that read STREET CLEANING WEDNESDAYS and it's fucking TUESDAY you piece of shit

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DPdebperry.bsky.social

Happy October! Let the Black Cat Dance begin!

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JRjmritchey.bsky.social

It's not that I wasn't acab before but Jesus Christ is that getting turbocharged seeing the boys in blue making sure someone who hasn't had clean water or food for days doesn't scavenge a defrosted Lean Cuisine from a wrecked Ingles on their watch goddammit.

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Popcornbender Spatch
@spatch.bsky.social
Writer/old-time radio actor/roller coaster rider/CAT TOWN guy/funy computar maker/etc. Wrote Pick Up The Phone Booth and Die once. Married and we have a cat. Doing cool stuff for the Somerville Theatre. He/him/they. Hi
260 followers209 following2.9k posts