if they were on tap they would be draft punk

If they were funky and soulful, they'd be Shaft Funk.

If they made products that can't legally be called cheese, you better believe they'd be Kraft Punk.

And if they got stuck in a bathtub they’d be taft punk

If they were in the back of the boat they’d be Aft Punk

if they did stand up they'd be Laughed Punk

If one of them died they’d be half’d punk