“You’ve come up in 68 searches this week” oh damn sick thanks LinkedIn I’ll let my landlord know I can’t pay this month but I’ve come across a few screens so it’s fine

Big Pharma will sell you a drug for the cold for 30 dollars knowing full well instant ramen is like a dollar and orgasms are free

Yea man I talk to women and date them and touch them too like I know women and stuff it’s awesome

“I think about this comment everyday” yea, buddy, that’s called autism

Scientists really see a beast of some sort and be like “put him in a situation”

The way God works might be mysterious to you. I get it tho.

On what?

Who is Luke and why did he get a whole temperature based around him?

Her fly has been undone for the last 4 hours

I’m one Newport track suit away from peaking