when you see the neighbor grillin

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marvin mattelson cover art for newsweek, november 1981 (cover line: "the KGB in america")

nothing fucks up a computer like accidently pressing the print button.

getting a 'Played by Schlauchi' tramp stamp

if you can’t handle my bug fixes, you don’t deserve my stability improvements

using my corndog sticks as chopsticks for my fries

i was born in the chat, molded by it

this is the internet we were promisedthis is the internet we were promised

if you can’t handle my bug fixes, you don’t deserve my stability improvements

its rude to refer to the Maternity Ward as the Labor Pool.