It’s a good thing I publish my blog under a pseudonym or everybody would know I’m “Diaper Dan, The Absorbent Undergarment Man.”

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I searched for a Kryptonite GIF as a response and there were a few good ones but *this* GIF also appeared in the search results. So, what choice did I have, really?

a cartoon of superman holding a cat in his cape

ALT: a cartoon of superman holding a cat in his cape

It’s really good. 👍

I love it when slices are 1/3 of the pizza. 🤤

Slay!

a woman is holding a knife in front of a sign that says 40 on it

ALT: a woman is holding a knife in front of a sign that says 40 on it

Vibe check, fam. Amped because I just got an opportunity to unload Carfax Abbey. But this boomer wants to meet in person tonight and insists I don’t have any garlic for dinner. Fire or sus?

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Uh, gee, thanks again for bringing sexy back, Justin Timberlake. But I asked for PLEXIGLASS, you moron.