I swear Dick Butkus dies every year

Just came back to check if they have DMs yet

To the tune of heart and soul (chicken chef) I fell in love with you (chicken chef)

Good morning, Thursday morning

I really thought I wasn’t gonna get SAD this year I’m such a dumbass

I have purchased a book which, if all goes to plan, will confer me the status of Palestine/Israel Understander

It seems like if it’s not a predicament, then it’s a conundrum

I hate cellphone, enough cellphone