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lizardbreath 🦎🪦💀🎃👻
@spindlypete.bsky.social
she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
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Lspindlypete.bsky.social

me: i believe in telling children the absolute truth so that they can always trust me also me: boys listen, that thunder is caused by giants playing ninepins :)

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Gjjgass.bsky.social

It’s shocking how much we lie to little kids

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SSnonsequitrd.bsky.social

this is what i was told growing up and so it has to be true

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MJmike.raccoon.bike

Been telling my 2yo that my candies are "medicine" and it's working for now

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Mmyrobotlife.bsky.social

When mine were little, I always soothed my conscience with a dash of “you know, some people say that….” … now they are teenagers, they leave the room before I finish a sentence anyway so I just say whatever I want

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PBpeek.bsky.social

? What’s the problem here, that’s true

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦💀🎃👻
@spindlypete.bsky.social
she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
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