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lizardbreath 🦎🪦💀🎃👻
@spindlypete.bsky.social
she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
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me: i believe in telling children the absolute truth so that they can always trust me also me: boys listen, that thunder is caused by giants playing ninepins :)
It’s shocking how much we lie to little kids
this is what i was told growing up and so it has to be true
Been telling my 2yo that my candies are "medicine" and it's working for now
When mine were little, I always soothed my conscience with a dash of “you know, some people say that….” … now they are teenagers, they leave the room before I finish a sentence anyway so I just say whatever I want
? What’s the problem here, that’s true
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦💀🎃👻
@spindlypete.bsky.social
she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
4.9k followers886 following19.9k posts