that is too many goddamn dogs, move to the country, you can't live in the city surrounded by everybody and have a pack of unruly hounds

I was bit at least four times as a child. Two of those times were large aggressive dogs who only respected their fence / gate when their owner was around. "You must have been on our property, there's no way he could get to you through this fence." Dude, he went right through it like he was T-1000.

Literally a gag character in a Christmas Story