Have you tried feeding it fingers?

Where are the peanuts at?!?

Cursed

Bonus feature is the fart noises it makes as you hit other vehicles.

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They also sell affordable fire pits my family can slide me into once I've popped my clogs.

You can afford a casket?

You fuckers want CARTOONS in a world like this? You think silly satirical HUMOR remains a possibility??????

... Of war.