Tiny scavengers in your cabinets losing their footing and tumbling to the ground; teaching for purchase to avoid a very painful date leading to them dangling from one of your piercings. Any piercing. Pick one.

Stuck trying to hold on to a nipple piercing as its owner doesn’t even acknowledge you since you’re now an accessory for them~ 👀💦

... I swear these typos are going to make folks think I'm some kind of dunce

I've got a navel piercing they can grab hold of, comes with quite the impressive view below if I happen to be bottomless around the house~ >;3c

The awkward exchange of glances as a giant looks down at the scavenger clinging haphazardly to his navel piercing, a slight smirk of amusement. Only to watch as his inhale knocks the little person loose and they have to grab onto his Prince Albert piercing on the way down.

How about a PA mine could do with some mini adornments