How am I only just finding out the Olympics are starting tomorrow? Like, this is literally the first I've heard of it all year? I don't watch it but normally it's made a bigger deal of than this by Everyone Else™

Feel like I broke more hearts than Lord Byron this morning, having to disappoint so many customers who didn't have cash to pay for their breakfast because ALL the card readers broke. Not just in the store, not just in the company, but across the nation. It's been chaos, mate! 😭

I'm going to an LGBT book club next month and I've bought the audiobook and that means I have committed myself to using ten hours of commute/gym time to listen to that when I could be listening to Chappell Roan instead, wish me luck with that!

My self esteem is all over the place. Half an hour ago while getting dressed I looked in the mirror and went, "Oh fuck yeah, I look hot! I fancy myself a bit right now," then just now while putting on makeup I almost cancelled my plans for the day because of how bad my skin looks

I didn't realise how long I'd procrastinated this batch of ironing until I reached a shirt I last wore on a date I went on back in April. I mean what, I'm a domestic goddex who stays on top of their silly little chores...!

I love every time Starmer says something bigoted and his supporters reassure me that he's just saying that to get in power and he'll be alright to marginalised people really. "Our man's a craven liar and this means you should trust him!" Aight then

I strongly relate to Chappell Roan's "why are all these men so mid? Ohhhh...! I'm just gay actually" themes because I had a journey like that too

Getting the Tories out is like Christmas, for sure, but it's like... all we got was socks

Voted for the Green Party 💚 We need the Tories out and we need Starmer's "Labour" party to have an absolute sad trombone noise of a victory to send the message that throwing marginalised communities under the bus at every step was not the way to win friends and influence people

I finally got round to listening to Chappell Roan (I know, I know, I'm incredibly late). Y'all were right, she's awesome, I knew the gay internet wouldn't lie to me