Having seen Joker — a terrible movie that is broadly celebrated — I genuinely hope that Joker 2 being panned by audiences means that it is secretly a masterpiece

Don’t sign your posts

I told the Major that I would make chiles rellenos out of the garden poblanos whenever she needed to harvest them. She harvested them tonight and I didn’t quite realize how much of a mistake weeknight chiles rellenos would be

I don’t understand. Where are the donuts? Anywhere. Dennis made them.

Presumedly stolen valor from much saltier dogs than I.

Q: do you have donuts? A: yes. Anywhere.

this picture's got everything I tell you! midcentury technicolor visual language! full frontal nudity! pop feminist psychology satire! cake!

put on The Love Witch as a lark from the Criterion Channel "Witches" collection and my god this feels like it sprung fully formed from my head

yeah I saw them open for Sleater Kinney in 2007

Croque Monsieur rival Le Roi des Croques